Wednesday, April 18, 2012

#movieproblems

I need to watch a good movie soon. All these movies that I've been watching have not met my standards. And let me tell you, my standards are not that high.

First, I think I need to address Human Centipede. Worst movie ever created. How is that even ethical?! It's disgusting and repulsive. No wonder why it's not rated. They couldn't even come up with a rating that was realistic enough to describe such a horrific film. This harsh commentary also applies to Human Centipede: The Final Sequence, by the way. The second one was even worse than the first....words cannot describe how emotionally scarred I am from watching both Human Centipede movies within like a three day span.

While I'm on the horror movie topic (although, I'm not sure you could even consider Human Centipede as horror...), they need to make a scary movie that literally SCARES people. Like, gives them nightmares for months, maybe even years. I haven't seen a horror movie in a long time that actually makes me scared. It's not fun if you're not scared.

Second, I need to address The Hunger Games. Let me just say, I'm sorry if I'm offending anyone who liked the movie, but I think people are giving it too much credit. I mean, yeah, it was a good movie about a good book and was executed well, but there are plenty of other movies like it (some that are even better) that don't get the credit they deserve! The classic old-school movies that were once praised for their great story lines and overall popularity are being overlooked, and I don't appreciate it.

Basically, I wish there was a really good movie or musical (like Rent, one of my FAVORITE movies of all time) that is out now, because I feel like I'm deprived of quality cinema. 

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